A tribute to Michael Jackson:

Good riddance.


Michael Jackson, an asshole with style.
1958-2009.

A cool way to make money

Simply use this link to get to the website, create an account, and follow the instructions on the website. You spend about $5.00 for there credit thing but it's how they make their money anyway. With multiple prizes to chose from it's the best thing since induvidually-wrapped cheese slices!

Happy Day In Andriyanville

Universal Studios has finally announced Tremors 5!
Officially It's called Tremors: The Thunder Down Under.

WTF, Mate?

Seriously WTF! I was reading a World magazine today and noticed they had a blurb about the new High School Musical 3, at which point my next thought was Wait a minute, they're still making those shit-festivals? After the last two sack of soggy dicks that they call movies, I had a hankering to go burn my eyes out with petroleum to make me forget all the bullshit I just saw. I mean, who finances this shit-on-a-big-screen? I hate these sorry things. The only reason I ever saw them is because I was accidentally sucked in to watch (most of) them by two friends who absolutely love these movies. Sigh, it just makes me sad, kinda like the people who vote for Obama make me sad...

I can't wait for my gold house and rocket car!

Barry O. was in town a couple of days ago. When you see the crowd on the news that actually showed up to listen to this guys bullshit it just makes you sick.

(Sigh... Sometimes I lay awake at night dreaming of bludgeoning him to death with a 2X4.)

I just realised...

...That I'm gonna have to go the next 5 months with my ass sticking to the tiolet seat every time I want to take a dump.

Bullshit

I was cruising through the NRAs blacklist, and noticed some popular companies that support gun control. Thanks to the NRA, I will never again buy Ben & Jerry's ice cream, Levis jeans, eat a Sara Lee bread product, use Sprint phone service, have insurance by Blue Cross & Blue Shield or AARP. And of course that evil douche Britney Spears is on the list. It's good to know that I'm doing my part to Prevent Gun Confiscation. The downside is that two of my all time favorite actors- Micheal Gross and Sean Connery- are on the list. I'm not so sure I hate gun control so much as to put these guys on my shit-list.