I can't wait for my gold house and rocket car!

Barry O. was in town a couple of days ago. When you see the crowd on the news that actually showed up to listen to this guys bullshit it just makes you sick.

(Sigh... Sometimes I lay awake at night dreaming of bludgeoning him to death with a 2X4.)

I just realised...

...That I'm gonna have to go the next 5 months with my ass sticking to the tiolet seat every time I want to take a dump.

Bullshit

I was cruising through the NRAs blacklist, and noticed some popular companies that support gun control. Thanks to the NRA, I will never again buy Ben & Jerry's ice cream, Levis jeans, eat a Sara Lee bread product, use Sprint phone service, have insurance by Blue Cross & Blue Shield or AARP. And of course that evil douche Britney Spears is on the list. It's good to know that I'm doing my part to Prevent Gun Confiscation. The downside is that two of my all time favorite actors- Micheal Gross and Sean Connery- are on the list. I'm not so sure I hate gun control so much as to put these guys on my shit-list.

You might be a Democrat if...

...You think a turkey hunt involves a supermarket and a shopping cart.