So our inbox has been literally flooded with junk mail this last week or so. There’s nothing worse than having to wade through chest-high crap mail to find that one e-mail your expecting, and it’s never there! It’s amazing what they spend there time and money on, sending you advertisements for credit cards and weight loss pills (there’s no such thing as a weight loss pill. If you want to lose weight, get up off your ass and exercise) to Viagra’s err, male enhancement. And not just the online ads, either. Our typical trip to the mailbox will yield a package of some sort, a Netflix envelope, two bills and four hundred pounds of wasted tree innards.
However, I can be spiteful to the two companies I hate the most (Viagra and the credit card people) by simply taking the Viagra info and stuffing it in the pre-paid credit card offer envelops with a note that says “Here, grow some balls”. Now that would be funny.
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